True story--September 29th is National Coffee Day.
CLEARLY, it's a drink worth celebrating.
In honor of my favorite caffeine-ridden beverage,
a poem
(Written in approximately 2.2 minutes, so you know...don't judge):
Coffee, you can be oh-so-sweet.
Yet you aren't afraid to be bold or bitter! Neat!
You ALWAYS hit the spot, it's true.
With your varying rich flavors, and that hit of caffeine, too!
I drink you every damn day, because I can't help it.
You're addictingly homey and toasty and tasty--THE SHIZNIT!
So I'll celebrate today with many thermoses and mugs,
because we're long-time friends, you and me--coffee thugs!
Dare I suggest you use this poem as a toast over your next cup of java? YEAH!
HAHA Too funny!
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